Constantly chasing your tail, constantly in the fast paced rat race, bored, frustrated, unhappy, stressed, tired, lonely. Whatever your issue come and enter my sod it realm. This what you need massage incorporates deep tissue and Swedish massage techniques.

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 Just like you not everyone feels that they need a counsellor or wants to be counselled but need to get a few things off their chest. Release some of the pressure off their brain and take a load of their shoulders. My sod it massage is a great solution for you as an alternative to counselling because I am not a counsellor however I am an excellent listener and know how to deliver a shit hot massage that will leave you feeling renewed.

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Do you ever feel like you are in a trap or living someone else’s life?  Living the stereotypical or the perceived idea of how life should be lived? Let me help you break free for an hour or so and take you to a calm place..I like to call it the “fuck it place”.

Maybe you started a business, and now bored to tears of it but don’t know how to get out of it as you are accustomed to the lifestyle and earning the money.

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One of the common reasons why we do not make changes is fear…fear of what might happen. What if this, what if that. You can burn your own brain out and over think the what ifs so much that you turn into an anxious nervous wreck.

You are not the only person going through this brain fog and the good news is you do not have to do it alone. As an alternative to counselling massage is great for relaxation and with my listening skills you will look forward to sharing your weekly events with me making your massage day the highlight of your week.  Perhaps you see yourself as weak if you reach out to someone or feel like you can deal with it on your own. Let me take a load off your shoulders in the time you are with me and give your mind the space it needs to figure things out and make the right decisions for you.

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Skint: Constantly worrying about how you are going to pay bills?  Come and enter my sod it realm where money & bills does not exist for an hour

Rich: Constantly worrying about everything being taken away from you? Come and enter my sod it realm where you feel safe and secure about what you have.

Employee: Sick of being bossed around and having to work for shit companies, that treat you like bobbar and make you feel undervalued? Come and enter my sod it realm where you are in control of your life.

Self employed: Flipping knackered because you’re constantly chasing money, always saying yes as you are scared to turn down work and running yourself into the ground? Come and enter my sod it realm where no is a common word and feels great to use it.

Boss man: Stressed to hell with employees, responsibilities, things going wrong, want to just walk away from it all and crawl under a hole? Come and enter my sod it realm where work can take care of itself and the world won’t disappear if you chill out for an hour.

Whatever your situation come and step into my fuck it bubble, you can vent, let off  steam, be real with yourself in a safe place where you won’t be judged or counselled.

I will talk to you as a regular person with a straight forward keeping it real response. Sometimes you just need to hear someone say it as it is. If you don’t like it or disagree it then gives you the opportunity to analyse and criticise yourself constructively.

Having weight on your mind and feeling crap doesn’t just affect you, it affects people around you, to be a better person, lover, husband, dad, son, mother, daughter or whatever you need to be, you need to be a better you.

My sod it realm digs deep to release the authentic you, the side that you hide whether it be from shame, guilt or fear.

Book today and lets embark on an incredible journey of feeling free together.